26 juillet 2006
MUTTANT ATTACK !!
WHAT are the news through Smola's Eyes ??
- MUTTANT ATTACK -
written by Apya, Special Correspondant (in english)
A black-haired and hairy spider escaped from the national zoo two days ago. We don't know where he is at this moment. His name is Mirage as he walks so fast that it's too difficult to see him. We suppose that he has ten legs, has a nose like a monkey and he's always smiling.
« This smiling spider is a monstrous animal, a cephalothorax with five pairs of legs and an anthropomorphic, grimacing face and frightening jaw » said O.Redon an artist who saw and drew the spider.
The zookeeper was about to feed the spider when the latter opened the door of the cage with one of his legs. According to the cameras, something happened when the zookeeper looked at the spider: Mirage was smiling at him and the zookeeper had a heart-attack. We don't know exactly what happened ; he might have been bitten and died because of the poison or because he was stunned. The spider and the corpse vanished into thin air.
This is not a banal spider : Mirage is genetically modified... We asked Mr B.Singer the scientist who created this mutant.
He told us the situation was alarming because the spider was created so as to kill people to achieve military aims.
The more he will kill, the more invincible he will be. We will not be able to arrest the spider. The only thing he is interested in is to kill people and put them in his spiderweb in order to conserve the taste and eat them with some insects.
Furthermore, the scientist found it shocking that the government should let the zoo's owner buy Mirage just for the business. They knew that it was dangerous. Contrary to what one might think, a mutant spider like Mirage is far more poisonous than a tarantula. Mirage traps people thanks to his worrying smile.
The poison makes you hallucinate : you think that you see your fears come true and you die because of that.
In a nutshell, Brian Singer advised us to leave the state as soon as possible because Mirage can proliferate very fast and nobody can arrest him.
This is the last time that I write articles, I leave the state tomorrow.
Good bye and Good Luck. A.
29 juillet 2006
Soir tragique !
L'évènement tragique arriva un soir lugubre d'automne. J'étais en train de faire ma sieste lorsqu'un son étrange me réveilla. Je courus voir d'où cela pouvait provenir. Malheureusement ou heureusement je ne pus trouver ce que c'était et décidais alors de me rendormir. Mais quelques minutes après, j'entendis de nouveau ce son. J'avais peur et je me rendis dans la chambre d'Apya pour me réfugier auprès d'elle. Je réussis à dormir, soulagée et me sentant en sécurité. Mais Apya me réveilla pour me prévenir que ce bruit provenait sûrement de la cuisine et qu'un étranger rôdait. Je me mis à paniquer et ne voulais pas aller dans la cuisine mais Apya me força (sûrement avait elle plus peur que moi). Je longeais le couloir qui débouchait sur la cuisine et je vis soudain une silhouette démoniaque avec de longues oreilles pointues, à 4 pattes ; comme il n'y avait pas de lumière, je pris l'appareil photo qui était à côté de moi : un polaroïd instantané bon marché. Lorsque je me mis à regarder la photo, j'aperçus que ce n'était que mon reflet... Derrière le miroir, je vis La chose horrible, cette chose qui faisait ce bruit effrayant !! Mon autre maîtresse était cachée là, et mangeait le gibier que j'avais attrapé la veille, avec des oignons, de la salade, de la sauce aux myrtilles. Elle mangeait ce festin sans m'avoir prévenu !!! Quelle honte, il ne restait plus rien pour moi !! C'est du vol !!! On s'est servit de moi à des fins égoistes, pour pouvoir manger de la nourriture gratuitement et sans effort !!! Quel cauchemar, Soir tragique, je faillit m'ôter la vie !!!
FIN
05 juillet 2007
A perfect murder (remake)
The Sound of the bell. Michael opened the door. The Police ! Michael was sweating for fear that they removed his mask. His wife got down to welcome the police ; she was panic-stricken, she couldn't speak clearly. The police asked Michael where he was during the crime. He answered he had been at poker. When they came into the kitchen, suddenly Michael's wife fainted, because of the corpse who was lying in a huge pool of blood. The police were stunned ; how could a woman be so wild ? There was only the wife's weapon, where was the murderer's gun ? How did the murderer come into the house ? One of the policemen took Michael's arms and brought him to the living room and whispered : "Sir, we must tell you that your wife must be insane ; look there are not any signs that this man who is lying on the floor wanted to kill her, he is dead, and she is alive, there are not any guns, actually there is nothing ! That man could not break in, the door is intact. Therefore we suppose she opened the door on purpose, she must know that man. We must take her to the police station, she is accused of having killed an innocent person. She will have a lot of problems, I advise you to hire a very good lawyer". Michael was so amazed and relieved, he started to laugh but suddenly stopped, the policemen were looking at him strangely... A few weeks later, Michael received a letter from the court, his wife was given a fourty-year suspended sentence. He succeeded in getting rid of his wife at least ! Michael decided to go on holiday ; he deserved it ! The policemen found it hard to believe she was the only person involved in the crime. They started to have suspicions about Michael. They investigated for two months and finally found Michael had take inspiration from one of Hitchcock's films. Michael was sent to jail for the rest of his life. As for his wife, unfortunately she could not stand being in jail anymore, and hung herself one hour before they knew she was innocent... Michael was free one month later thanks to his lawyer.